Postcards from the Imagination: Greengasm PSA

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Greengasm PSA

STEP ONE: Get one of these - Quiet shaft rotation and rabbit ears vibration for orgasmic action that won't wake the neighbours, with easy-to-use push-button controls put the power at your fingertips. Waterproof for shower-time pleasure, too! Yours for only £14.99 when you recycle your rabbit with LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty!

STEP TWO: Pop in some of these - Solar-charged, reusable batteries

STEP THREE: Skip Confession (unless you're into that sort of thing). ;-)

Posted by Ginger on August 19, 2007 09:42 PM | Permalink

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Ginger Heatter

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Projects

Cornell University / MFA

Epoch / print literary magazine (Associate Editor)

The New Hampshire Review / online poetry magazine - temporary hiatus (Editor)

Self Republication / via YouTube

See Here, Can You Spare a Moment? / reading highlights Updated: 12/20/07

Recent & Forthcoming Work

Swink: Online Edition
The Literary Review
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American Literary Review
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Southern Poetry Review
Third Coast
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Reading

Apr. 13, 2007
8 p.m., The Poets' Corner
Unitarian Universalist Church
of Nashua
58 Lowell Street

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