Postcards from the Imagination

I'd invent a keychain gizmo that could receive, store, and send receipt data to and from any register, at any place people shop. These little slips of paper drive me crazy. The fancy version could plug into a USB port and synch with financial software for easy expense tracking.

And now that I've found the receipt for the pair of slippers I need to exchange--apparently I was in denial about my daughter's feet being the same size as my own--I'm off to buy supplies for my next project, including 2 big boxes of tampons, maxi pads, latex gloves, craft paper, tissue paper, and tape. Good thing I live in Artsyfartsyville, else someone might look at me strange.